Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
