If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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