Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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