I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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