Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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