I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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