Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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