I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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