I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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