Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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