Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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