I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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