I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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