I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I am naked and annoyed.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I'm always down for nudity.
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