oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He shit in the fireplace
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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