Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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