awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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