I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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