my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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