Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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