you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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