She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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