your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Randomize
