why didn't you poke me back
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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