In the future we'll all be gay
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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