I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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