hotel room ftw
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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