Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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