Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
