Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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