oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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