You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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