How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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