you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
how does that bad decision feel?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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