Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
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