Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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