Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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