; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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