it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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