Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Randomize
