Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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