Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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