Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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