I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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