So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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