how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
then he tried to convert me to islam
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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