Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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