Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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