Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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