Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It all started with a game of naked twister.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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