I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
you never un-have a 4some
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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