Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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